It is common knowledge that Han Solo did not have the smoothest relationship with his future in-laws… S…

It is common knowledge that Han Solo did not have the smoothest relationship with his futurein-laws… So when Vader randomly invited the young Carillion to the jewelry store beforeIt is common knowledge that Han Solo did not have the smoothest relationship with his future in-laws... S... his daughters wedding… Han had a bad feeling it would be a trap. A devious torture wasdevised by Lord Vador.
As usual, Han shot first, but was not yet a mach for Vaders superior skill with the 31 Organizing product ideas for home force. The torture began… large wax sprues were added to Hans back and feet… it was aroundthis time that Han realized the was reliving his Jaba the Hut carbonate days all over again. After being affixed to the wax pedestal, a circular chamber was placed around Hans bodyand high grade ceramic plaster was poured all around the pedestal. Han never did stopsmiling – Everything was awesome… The plaster was dried…
and Han’s circular carbonate-like sarcophagus was inserted intothe red hot Burn out Furnace. Which radiated more heat than both suns on Tatooine. Withtime… the 2000 degree heat vaporized Hans former plastic Lego shell… leaving his ghost The deck area trapped in the void of the plaster. But Vader’s Plan was not yet finished… As The mold was removed from the furnace, theSith lord watched as 14k gold was brought to a molten 1900 degree molten mess.
Ignoring his Mustafar flashbacks, he had Solos cavity filled with the precious metal. After quenching, Hans carbonite enclosure was beaten from the outside. It felt a lot likeflying the falcon through the asteroid fields. After being released from the high grade ceramic plaster, the golden sprues were cut from Hansnew solid metal body, and the remaining plaster was removed from his crevices with a flexshaft drill. A brutal round of polishing was in order. Vader had Han thrown into the tumbler. While reminiscent of a Sarlacc pit, instead of being digested over 1000 years…
thistumbler only requires a few hours to reach a perfect shine. A mini pneumatic hammer brings back Hans vest and holster. One last round of polishing and buffering… Doesn’t look too bad for a scoundrel! And finally Han gets dunked intothe Ultrasonic cleaning bath. A bacta tank of sorts for golden star wars legos. It wasaround this time when Vader realized his torture was not going to have had the outcome he waslooking for.
Instead of weakening Captain Solo… it seemed to have the opposite effect….